Tonight I was ponderin what to fix my man for dinner, and I thunkd of a good idear. Well, you know, we's just plain folk roun here. And a tuna san'wich are a tuna san'wich. But, over yonder, up in the city like...well now they say them folk make a mean tuna sandwich. So's for dinner tonight, I fixed my man a high class meal.
Course I started with bread an my leftover tuna vittles.
Then I got really fancy like, and added some purple grapes. Jes don't ya all tell Pa bout that. Thems his good grapes for makin wine. You uns know, for medicine and the like.
Well, I heard about that them fancy city folk like to add garnishes to their meal. So boy did I get fancy!
It must've pleased my man jest fine, look at him chow'n down and the like:
This here be the sign of well-fed kinfolk
NIGHT YA ALL, HAVE A GOOD ONE, YA HEAR?