Pleased to meet Ya

Now it's time to say Hello to me and all my kin
I would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' in
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of our hospitality!
Hillbilly, that is, sit a spell, take your shoes off
Y'all come back now, ya hear?

--adapted from "The Beverly Hillbillies" by Paul Henning

Thursday, April 29, 2010

A hillbilly gets fancy

Twas long bout yesterday that I had one of them there whatcha call 'em...
TUNA SANDWICHES





Tonight I was ponderin what to fix my man for dinner, and I thunkd of a good idear. Well, you know, we's just plain folk roun here. And a tuna san'wich are a tuna san'wich. But, over yonder, up in the city like...well now they say them folk make a mean tuna sandwich. So's for dinner tonight, I fixed my man a high class meal.
 
Course I started with bread an my leftover tuna vittles.



Next I piled it high with some yummy frigidator pickels.

Then I got really fancy like, and added some purple grapes. Jes don't ya all tell Pa bout that. Thems his good grapes for makin wine. You uns know, for medicine and the like.
Well, I heard about that them fancy city folk like to add garnishes to their meal. So boy did I get fancy!
It must've pleased my man jest fine, look at him chow'n down and the like:

This here be the sign of well-fed kinfolk


NIGHT YA ALL, HAVE A GOOD ONE, YA HEAR?

5 comments:

  1. LOL Did he have a fit when you took his picture while eating? The last picture is really cute!

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  2. You are hilarious! That is awesome! You could be a writer. :)

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  3. Sis...He's used to my craziness!

    Kreations...I would LOVE to! I am considering some Unit Studies for homeschoolers.

    Debi...he's all ours. Almost named him Isaac, lol.

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  4. I am laughing my bunns off here...you should submit this post to a magazine.

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