Now it's time to say Hello to me and all my kin I would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' in
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of our hospitality!
Hillbilly, that is, sit a spell, take your shoes off
Y'all come back now, ya hear?
--adapted from "The Beverly Hillbillies" by Paul Henning