Then do you know what happened today? I must have found some good ol' Hillbilly Kinfolk. They was havin one of them there YARD SALES and jus look at the sign in their front yard:
Can ya be seein it? It says "FREE ICE COLD WATER WITH A $2.00 OR MORE PURCHASE"Thet sure be friendly!
Then tonite we got all gussied up an went downtown. Boy, this must be a classy town. Take ye a gander at these outhouses:
When I saw them, I thought: " Well, I'll be! His'n and Hers'n Outhouses painted all up perty n Pink and Blue!"
Ain't them cute?